Random ****ing RappingmlbgamerAdjust content blockingContent Blocking prevnext Prev Next LYRICS:<br /> I look like a rabbit<br /> Eat lots of cheese<br /> Play halo 3<br /> Tea bag everyone I see<br /> I dont really care <br /> Im not a n00b <br /> just look like one chillin in my tube<br /> Meet my iPod his name is Billy<br /> He plays my music and smells a little weird<br /> My guitar pick is yellow<br /> And the jello is red<br /> Coke beats Sprite and my lyrics are TIGHT<br /> Mary had a little lamb<br /> Josh had a little plunger<br /> This is Ozkar, This is Fran<br /> I eat Pineapples for breakfast<br /> Lunch is my favorite subject<br /> Cheese + Ham = Ham and cheese<br /> Sandwiches are the best so everyone<br /> Stand up and itch yourself<br /> I got a bear, you got my underwear<br /> My shorts are orange <br /> I dance with my grandpa<br /> If you ask me who I am then I'll just tell you<br /> Arnold Schwarzenegger is a BEAST<br /> Every single day I play with my broken drumstick<br /> Photobooth is my life<br /> And my toilet is clogged once again Im sorry but I couldnt help it<br /> The cottage cheese smells really bad<br /> My beanie makes me look like an egg head<br /> Oh yeah I look like an egg and smell like usher at the same time<br /> So boys and girls get up and lets dance!<br /> My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive <br /> Because its really slide-y and it looks really hip<br /> Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li<br /> And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard Im the best one<br /> Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me<br /> +Josh Dance Time!+<br /> Come on its time to eat your cereal <br /> My bandanna makes me look like a homie<br /> So Im gonna eat some bologna<br /> Pass me some<br /> I dont really want to<br /> Its all for me and none for you<br /> These are my vehicles<br /> They are expensive<br /> Oh yeah and I want to eat some food<br /> So pass the rubiks cube and lets make a sandwich<br /> in the kitchen with some mayo<br /> I dont know, this is my pig<br /> And this is my hand;; I like to fight crime<br /> Makin fart sounds with your hands<br /> And I want to build a tower cuz I look so good<br /> My name is Josh and I am the greatest rapper<br /> Just ask my grandma she never lies<br /> And my sour watermelons are my babies<br /> They taste so good just like my socks<br /> Cuz I am so KOOL and thats spelled with a K<br /> And my pants have stripes on them<br /> That means Im really GANGSTAHHH<br /> So why am I talking so slow<br /> I really dont know why<br /> I am a guy! That rhymes with why<br /> LOL means laugh out loud<br /> And JK means..<br /> Josh Kicks beavers in the butt!<br /> [Spoken: N-No I, No I dont]<br /> Worms, cows, beavers, penguins<br /> Those are my favorite animals in the whole entire world<br /> I better go yo and Ugly, pretty, skinny, fat<br /> Im gonna go to the bathroom and<br /> Eat my favorite chips privately cuz I cant trust you<br /> My dog smells bad<br /> I like to play with my remote cuz it has nine numbers on it<br /> I need to really fart<br /> Pea. Nut. But. Ter. cookies are the best<br /> And their cereal has captain crunch <br /> on the cover OH MY GOSH<br /> My shirt is black and I like to play with this usb flash drive <br /> Because its really slide-y and it looks really hip<br /> Cuz I wanna be really cool like Herman Li<br /> And I like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard Im the best one<br /> Every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me<br /> My car is a total chick magnet<br /> Cuz it magnetizes chicks to it<br /> Because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes<br /> I try to carve messages into my desk but I always lose<br /> And end up having a really bad day<br /> You may call me weird but all I have to say is<br /> My name is Josh and I like to eat chickens<br /> Oh yeah I like to eat chickens prevnextTags: raps +3 -Favorite +Favorite Unblock User's Content Block User's Content