If you are reading this, then that means that I have either pissed you off with an opinion I've written or successfully pleased you with my imaginative and witty sense of humor. In either case, I was probably right in the first place. I love everyone on this site and take great pleasure in making others laugh and feel loved. Feel free to leave a comment below and say hello!
Also yes, I work for the US Government, but I generally try to stay neutral and optimistic about most things.