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- I went into school anyway. It kinda felt good to be back to no…
- Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I had a mental breakdown today. …
cheer up dude!
one day you're down, other day you're up
try to keep it up, but if its down, don't worry, it will have to end
give the gift to the girl (even if its before christmas)
and those that are rude to you, try to be nice to them (or ignore them)
God bless you!
You may as well go into school, the girl you like might be there tomorrow, you never know!
I went into school anyway. It kinda felt good to be back to normal, but the girl I like wasnt in.
I think I might ask if she's doing anything this week, and if she wants to do something. I'll give it to her then.
- next week at school, we all have to dress up as something from…
- Skyrim. The only game in which a horse is better than a dragon.
- last night, I dreamt that I had to play a prank on my friend a…
This is the best prank ever.
- >name my son Dickface >giving my wife sex toys in fr…
- well personally, I use that part to tickle my balls as the res…
- today I ate a waffle
- Check out this cute ************. Look at him. He ******* stic…
- >feeling like a whore in an orgy I think I derped up. I…
Check out this cute motherfucker. Look at him. He fucking sticks his little tongue out, the cheeky cunt. Then he fuckin yawns, goddamnit. Its the cutest goddamn thing I have ever seen with my eyes. If you dont think that is the tightest shit, then get out of my face.
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