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I Am Monkey
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- Well they say they just want 20 cents, but they’re expecting…
Be nice to others
- The gaming community have become absolute pussies. Gaming is t…
Yeah shitty thing now though is if you try to shit talk eveone just says the same comeback like "ez" and shit, its just not fun and they think they are some master trolls or some shit. I like having civilized matches too but now everything i play is filled with same shitty insults that are not funny.
i feel you hard on this one. someone plays like a pussy bitch and you message them and 8/10 it's "doesn't matter got that W". no point with even arguing with such low level shit so now my friends and i just spam them with bullshit pictures like this.
Got a 2 week ban this morning for asking in league "why is brand such a faggot?"
Marc Merril is a faggot. And i still play his game...
- Can’t do that **** in New York. So many scammers going aroun…
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I feel you I seen the same homeless man twice like a month apart on NJT into penn station asking for an LIRR ticket to Jamaica station because he "just got out of the hospital" saw right through it because you can just take subway to jamaica for much cheaper than an LIRR ticket
Quick question: do people in USA still use cash on a regular basis?
Here, almost all transactions are done either by debit card or mobile phone; no one ever uses printed money.
I only use cash for gas because it cost more to use a card for some reason, but I don't carry it in my wallet because I fill up every month and a half.
I can't remember the last time I used printed money.
a 20 cents sob story
must make one hell of an income, those scammers
youd be surprised how much panhandlers make out here
some make as much as 50 grand a year, if they play their cards right...
Wen its usually 20 bucks & you do it all day, all week, all year, it starts to add up a whole lot
It L.A. panhandlers can get over 1000$ a week in certain areas
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Well they say they just want 20 cents, but they’re expecting that you give more. This one specific panhandler goes around Port Authority Bus Terminal saying he needs 83 cents to get home. He does it every day for years. Always 83 cents.
- I got to Planet Fitness near Times Square and there are a hand…
smith & wesson
gym membership is cheaper than rent.
The gym is legit supposed to. No ones allowed to do that on the machines in my area and the area I am in has a bad homeless issue. I've never seen one homeless person in my gym at all since the gym is always saying how they're here to make people comfortable and non judgment (very high female use) so when people complain about homeless they take care of it. They're allowed so long as theyre using the facility but when theyre clearly not and taking up space, they're walked out.
Sides, why doesn't he just try to sleep in the bathroom? I've taken 10 min rests in the bathroom and not a problem
not on equipment and in a designated rest area
and that's why I'm glad I go to a private health club. Worse thing there are old dudes in the locker room who are weirdly comfortable walking around naked
- 2018 is all about wholesome memes. Put me in a time machin…
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conscious violent clammy Jay
- Destroy the flute. Non-vocal music is against the will of Allah.
**agrofenlas used "*roll picture*"**
Wait, you're part of Islam. The obvious answer is give the flute to the child you marry.
- Please don’t include things like “Putin reveals plans to p…
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I find it believable. Unless the original statement has something to the contrary I can believe that he can put Russians on Mars by 2019. I also firmly believe that these Russians will either be dead before/by touchdown or won't be making a return trip, but they'll make it to Mars.
Trust me, Putin doesn't give a fuck about Mars. He already announced yet another of his shitty plans for the country, that are always something like:
2019 we start creating microelectronics independently
2020 we produce enough meat and milk
2021 we something something medicine
2022 we something something apartments for every family
2024 we fucking in godmode now
So no wonder there are promises of space exploration. Except we don't hear all that much about Russian achievement in this field, especially compared to SpaceX and such.
It takes AT LEAST 6 months to get to Mars when everything is aligned properly every 26 months or so, so if they want to put their feet on the planet anytime next year, they better launch soon because the only launch window is THIS year and they must have a secret spacecraft hidden somewhere to do it, because I don't know of any rocket that they have, or anywhere that is in current working order, and large enough to carry a man to Mars.
The largest one in service we know of at the moment is the SpaceX Falcon Heavy, and they have no plans to use it for interplanetary missions and even canceled all moon missions to make more time devoted to development of the BFR, which IS a rocket that can make it to Mars and will begin testing as soon as next year.
If it spreads quick enough, NASA and space X will be on Mars in a a matter of days
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