DrollHumor at FunnyJunk

DrollHumor

Rank #531 on Comments

Offline

Send mail to DrollHumor Block DrollHumor Invite DrollHumor to be your friend

Last status update:	-

Gender:	female
Age:	23
Date Signed Up:	10/01/2009
Country:	United States
State:	Arizona
Stats
Content Ranking:	#565
Comment Ranking:	#531
Highest Content Rank:	#249
Highest Comment Rank:	#25
Content Thumbs:	43720 total, 46322 , 2602
Comment Thumbs:	114222 total, 118689 , 4467
Content Level Progress:	79.2% (792/1000) Level 238 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress:	99.3% (993/1000) Level 395 Comments: Demi God → Level 396 Comments: Demi God
Subscribers:	93
Content Views:	1118097
Times Content Favorited:	4172 times
Total Comments Made:	8501
FJ Points:	86677
Past names:

Avatar & Banner: Tomie by Junji Ito

What people say about DrollHumor

Text Posts

Views: 2646
36 2 Total: +34
Comments: 4
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 01/10/17

Miniature Painting

Pictures

Views: 48512
3265 58 Total: +3207
Comments: 385
Favorites: 214
Uploaded: 01/06/12

Simple and Effective
Views: 65349
3212 190 Total: +3022
Comments: 782
Favorites: 171
Uploaded: 02/26/11

Regret
Views: 54667
2981 112 Total: +2869
Comments: 686
Favorites: 171
Uploaded: 12/26/11

Morbid for Girls
Views: 40109
2762 60 Total: +2702
Comments: 296
Favorites: 203
Uploaded: 10/31/11

Troll for Halloween
Views: 58890
2404 125 Total: +2279
Comments: 335
Favorites: 510
Uploaded: 06/14/16

You Know White Death, this is...
Views: 65416
2022 97 Total: +1925
Comments: 588
Favorites: 164
Uploaded: 02/27/11

Regret: Men's Edition

First 2 3 10 Last Next[ 153 ]

Videos

Views: 26376
510 44 Total: +466
Comments: 56
Favorites: 56
Uploaded: 06/14/16

Mercy 76
Views: 16047
405 59 Total: +346
Comments: 56
Favorites: 87
Uploaded: 10/02/16

Reika
Views: 17011
201 5 Total: +196
Comments: 9
Favorites: 38
Uploaded: 12/17/11

Puppy Vs German Shepherd
Views: 5085
40 4 Total: +36
Comments: 23
Favorites: 3
Uploaded: 07/08/10

Dog Rapes Kid Playing Wii

YouTube

Views: 1177
30 0 Total: +30
Comments: 1
Favorites: 5
Uploaded: 12/18/11

Psycho Girlfriend
Views: 5974
29 4 Total: +25
Comments: 22
Favorites: 4
Uploaded: 04/21/13

Symmetry
Views: 5613
33 9 Total: +24
Comments: 6
Favorites: 5
Uploaded: 01/17/13

Obsessive Compulsive
Views: 1125
22 4 Total: +18
Comments: 3
Favorites: 2
Uploaded: 12/19/11

The Most Immature 6 Seconds of...
Views: 871
18 3 Total: +15
Comments: 3
Favorites: 2
Uploaded: 12/08/11

Slayer Lights
Views: 1558
16 2 Total: +14
Comments: 4
Favorites: 3
Uploaded: 12/06/12

Only in Old Cartoons

First 2 3 Last Next[ 17 ]

HD Gifs / WebMs

Views: 14150
522 25 Total: +497
Comments: 37
Favorites: 22
Uploaded: 03/29/18

When you finally swat that fly
Views: 25692
1428 21 Total: +1407
Comments: 71
Favorites: 67
Uploaded: 01/27/18

Fetch Champion
Views: 10099
442 8 Total: +434
Comments: 43
Favorites: 22
Uploaded: 01/15/18

The Payload
Views: 14174
661 20 Total: +641
Comments: 34
Favorites: 32
Uploaded: 12/31/17

Boosters Engaged

GIFs

Views: 8658
192 21 Total: +171
Comments: 12
Favorites: 10
Uploaded: 11/03/12

Turtles Love Grapes
Views: 8391
17 0 Total: +17
Comments: 0
Favorites: 12
Uploaded: 11/01/09

Scared Cub
Views: 1089
17 3 Total: +14
Comments: 10
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 03/11/11

OP
Views: 2982
7 1 Total: +6
Comments: 2
Favorites: 0
Uploaded: 03/11/11

Clever Girl
Views: 5673
3 0 Total: +3
Comments: 1
Favorites: 2
Uploaded: 10/30/09

Just one of those days

latest user's comments

#30 - In middle school all my friends had a crush on a guy named Ash… [+] (2 replies) 16h ago on Anon gets a nickname +13

#32 - quantumowl (15h ago) [-]

A guy named Ashley you say?

#44 - sirlorge (13h ago) [-]

#105 - Actually my great aunt's struggle meal is so good we have it r… [+] (1 reply) 04/21/2018 on The struggle is real +3

#260 - cormy (04/22/2018) [-]

>1lb of meat.
I don't think you understand what struggle food is, or the current price of meats.

#44 - Unfertilized eggs do not attach themselves to the uterine wall… [+] (1 reply) 04/21/2018 on cucked restricting mudkip... +5

#47 - kevinenter (04/21/2018) [-]

Yeah, I realized I was wrong about the egg being attracted to the uterine wall. My main point was still that the egg comes out during menstruation

#82 - I'd be more concerned about the fact that outside is where all… [+] (1 reply) 04/17/2018 on Garbage Disposals 0

#83 - mookiea (04/17/2018) [-]

Shouldn't be a problem if they share the line so the spiders can dry their stuff as well.

#11 - I think she means that they're alive when you pop them into th… 04/17/2018 on Frozen Cadaver +66

#54 - I live in Arizona where it gets to be like 40C and we still us… [+] (4 replies) 04/17/2018 on Garbage Disposals 0

#103 - thetarget (04/17/2018) [-]

That sounds insanely wasteful. I'm sure your clothes would dry in minutes in the desert heat.

#80 - mookiea (04/17/2018) [-]

Yeah, and can use those smelly sheet things. Can't do that outside.

#82 - DrollHumor (04/17/2018) [-]

I'd be more concerned about the fact that outside is where all the dangerous Australian wildlife is. I really don't want to have to check my freshly laundered underwear for horrifically venomous spiders.

#83 - mookiea (04/17/2018) [-]

Shouldn't be a problem if they share the line so the spiders can dry their stuff as well.

#11 - My friend moved to Australia recently and she tells me they do… [+] (44 replies) 04/17/2018 on Garbage Disposals +18

#59 - redplasticcup (04/17/2018) [-]

I'm from scotland so obviously there's next to no point in having AC. If I lived in a sunny warm climate i probably wouldn't use the dryer and would just use the line all the time.

#53 - hotschurl (04/17/2018) [-]

Germoney here,
we also don't have garbage disposals, tbh I think you guys are pretty alone with that
The dryer thing might be because it's usually pretty warm in australia so you can easily dry your laundry outside. They are pretty common here in krautland

#54 - DrollHumor (04/17/2018) [-]

I live in Arizona where it gets to be like 40C and we still use dryers.

#103 - thetarget (04/17/2018) [-]

That sounds insanely wasteful. I'm sure your clothes would dry in minutes in the desert heat.

#80 - mookiea (04/17/2018) [-]

Yeah, and can use those smelly sheet things. Can't do that outside.

#82 - DrollHumor (04/17/2018) [-]

#83 - mookiea (04/17/2018) [-]

Shouldn't be a problem if they share the line so the spiders can dry their stuff as well.

#50 - doctorhue (04/17/2018) [-]

I don't think I would even want a sink death machine if I got offered it for free, a dryer in Australia just seems wasteful, but I couldn't live there without AC.

#46 - publicservice (04/17/2018) [-]

Sounds like she is living amongst the emus

Godspeed

#43 - vladhellsing (04/17/2018) [-]

Garbage disposals in sinks are strictly an American thing.

#42 - Dakafal (04/17/2018) [-]

Not gonna lie I prefer to dry all my clothes except underwear by air. Your shirts and jeans will last pretty much forever if you don't throw them in the dryer, and they won't shrink or fit weird afterwards.

#44 - astarothaufromage (04/17/2018) [-]

Well yeah but honestly I even struggle with it getting my clothes to dry outside in most of the summer months.

#79 - Dakafal (04/17/2018) [-]

Ah, yeah you would lol. I live in a desert so it's very much not an issue.

#32 - jamesjoejohn (04/17/2018) [-]

She was lying about the AC because it gets 40+ degrees Celsius over here.
She wasn't lying about the dryer because it gets 40+ degrees Celsius over here.

#29 - meltdownlol (04/17/2018) [-]

Most people here have AC its 40'c+ in the summer of course we do but only for the past 15 years before that it was only fans or you were rich. Not everyone has a dryer why because we hang out the washing do another load and the first is already dry. What's the point. I worked for Aldi and we were selling garbage disposals no one bought them because people have a fear of them seriously (I know it stupid)

#31 - shadovfox (04/17/2018) [-]

I think a big thing is also that your house need plumbing that can take it. I know that in norway people dont have it because the plumbing is not designed to take down bits of food, so it can create clots

#94 - narluga (04/17/2018) [-]

Most plumbing isnt made to take chunks of food. Thats what the garbage disposal is for

#102 - shadovfox (04/17/2018) [-]

I probably said it bad. Like even the chopped up bits, can be bad or something. I asked my dad ages ago and he said something along the line of normal plumbing for sinks and whatnot do Not have the size that can hold food or something. I know some people in newer houses got them, but again its about piping. But aint a plumber so tbh i dont really know

#17 - deadmice (04/17/2018) [-]

I once got shit from an american for not having AC.
We get like ONE WEEK a year where its above 80 fahrenheit. Yet apparently I am a poverty stricken pleb for not having it.

#104 - PenguinsOfMars (04/17/2018) [-]

A lot of northern places in the US don't have AC, or they just have window AC units or fans.

Where I live its 80-100F for about 8 months of the year so its pretty necessary.

#105 - anon (04/17/2018) [-]

Welcome to fucking Ohio where half the years its below freezing the other half its fucking 100 degrees

#106 - PenguinsOfMars (04/17/2018) [-]

Welcome to Florida where half the year is 100 degrees with 90% humidity and the other half of the year is 90 degrees with 60% humidity

#92 - costcoguac (04/17/2018) [-]

Do you not have an outdoor swimming pool either?

#98 - anon (04/17/2018) [-]

ppop up one for that 1 week of sun. takes 2 days to fill tho

#96 - deadmice (04/17/2018) [-]

Nah.

I have an electric kettle though, so HA.

my sources claim americans don't have electric kettles usually, but correct me if im wrong

#109 - costcoguac (04/18/2018) [-]

That's true, I've never seen one. The gf uses the stove what a loser right

#33 - lazorgator (04/17/2018) [-]

I'm renting a place just now that came with AC and I have never once even thought about turning it on. Useless here.

#52 - deadmice (04/17/2018) [-]

For the 2 or 3 days a year where I've gone "holy shit its too hot in my house" i just use pic related, it sits in a cupboard the rest of the year.

#26 - brothergrimm (04/17/2018) [-]

I only use mine for heat except on the very rare occasion my apartment goes above 75. I have to keep it within a certain range to avoid killing my reptiles

#19 - sarcasmgasm (04/17/2018) [-]

Ac is a waste of electricity and just raises your bill

#85 - lean (04/17/2018) [-]

You try living with 95% humidity and 90+ (32+C) degrees all summer. If you hang shit to dry out it literally starts molding instead of drying. And I'm not even in florida

#55 - anon (04/17/2018) [-]

can confirm, unless you life in a literal fuckn desert just use the your heating and the oldest existing climatisation tool ever: A fucking window

It´s beyond me, here no home builder ever would ask me to plan a AC system into their house, ma dudes, hotest days here are like 34°C at worst, thats at best for a week.

Isolation, now thats what every fucking twat and their grandma wants.

#60 - meganinja (04/17/2018) [-]

Where I live most days are above 30C during the summer months, with it pretty easily getting up to 38 fairly often. On top of that, the humidity chokes you.

Opening a window dosen't do shit when the air outside is hotter than the air inside- additionally a breeze doesn't actually cool anything off past a certain humidity. On top of that, I hope you like 3,000 mosquitoes being in your house because you decided to open that window.

As far as I'm concerned a Northern European saying AC is pointless is like a Cuban saying that a heating system is pointless: you haven't actually experienced heat, you don't need AC

#69 - lyxandra (04/17/2018) [-]

Errrr...... The mosquitoes would need to get past the screen first.

#70 - meganinja (04/17/2018) [-]

Not every house has a screen on all their windows. And even with a screen they find a way.

#71 - lyxandra (04/17/2018) [-]

Screens are considered a basic part of a house here...... I've never been to a house without screens, the closest would be a several hundred year old stone church and even then it had at least a few windows with screens.

#73 - meganinja (04/17/2018) [-]

Most newer houses in my area don't have screens because it's assumed you're not stupid enough to open the window when you could use the AC instead. Older houses do but they're normally in bad condition.

The main difference is that I'm sure that in Canada opening a window normally helps, while in the Southern US opening a window is just going to make shit worse in most situations.

#74 - lyxandra (04/17/2018) [-]

Even if it won't help with the heat, what will you do if you burn something in the oven? Stink up the bathroom? Hell, there's something to be said for opening the window just so you can listen to the sound of the rain.

#76 - meganinja (04/17/2018) [-]

I imagine it's the same concept as a Canadian needing to open a window in the middle of winter. All you're doing is letting the heat out.

#78 - lyxandra (04/17/2018) [-]

I actually do occasionally open my window in the winter. I live in one of those connected living spaces (like an apartment but it opens to outside) and the heat from their houses sometimes seeps into mine.

#75 - meganinja (04/17/2018) [-]

You open a window then. It's not like the windows don't exist, people simply don't design them to be constantly open.

#77 - lyxandra (04/17/2018) [-]

Windows aren't designed to be constantly open anywhere. If they were then there wouldn't be any glass on them in the first place. The screen is there so that when you do open it you won't be flooded with bugs.