To the glorious bastards who lurk in 'Newest Uploads,'
As you know, our great DJ 4DM1N has restricted thumb privileges to people who post something called 'content.' I have no interest in that ****, but I've always been an active community member. So, it is with the humblest of hearts that I ask for you, the autistic weirdos that let this sight thrive, to thumb up my first and last content on this sight, so that I may go back to being the anonymous person who occasionally says something vaguely funny while thumbing up lots of new content and funny comments. I can promise that I am not a thumb whore, and I'm only looking for the 20 thumbs to become a full member again.
tl;dr- DJ 4DM1N's a bastard and I need thumbs dammit!