>Be me, years ago. 17 and Canadian
>Playing soccer in gym class
>I'm the fat kid so play goalie...psht whatever
>Soccer super star kid in my class on the left receiving pass
>High pass, he jumps to kick the ball and miss
>Smashes me in the face, breaks my nose, doesn't score
>He sits there staring at me
>I can't believe I just screwed up his goal, eh?
>I yell "I AM ******* SORRY!"