>Grilling with my stepdad, Leeroy
>He trips me, and I fall and hit my hand on the grill cover
>My hand is grilled to a good medium rare
>Stepdad is just standing there with some double D chicken breasts, laughing at me
>As I writhe in pain, Leeroy asks me how I feel
>"I FEEL LIKE I JUST FELL IN A PIT OF MOLTEN LEAD. WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING, LEEROY"
>"GOD DAMMIT, LEEROY"
>"At least I have chicken"