>have rican friend over
>rican friend points and says "theres a huge spider on your floor"
>take appropriate action and scream like a bitch
>get up to fast and it hides
>engage in epic battle of hide and seek
>spider is winning
>suddenly the 8 legged ninja appears in bathroom
>COMMENCE ASSAULT PLAN ALPHA
>little **** looks up like gulp.jpg
>rican jumps in and stomps this thing ghetto style
>run in with lighter
>rican friend stomps it again
My rican friend you are the savior of my home, Sir Gary Slayer of Brown Recluses. One day they will erect statues of you and children will hear your story at night before bed.
yes this is my oc....