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So Jonno had gotten Austin expelled and had become simultaneously the most loved and most hated kid in the school. Austin's dickhead mates hated him, everyone else thought he was a hero. Since Austin's mates hated him so much, he became the main target for their bullying, but they still were dicks to everyone. Jonno wasn't slowed down by his previous experiences or injuries and continued to talk about the guys behind their backs (similar to how he spoke about Austin). Basically, the more Jonno spoke about how ******* stupid they were, the more they pushed him around and bullied him. One day, he got into another fight after school with Austin's mates. He took on three at once that time, still a lone warrior. He continued to get more and more beaten up, at one stage he wasn't at school for two weeks straight. The more he did this the worse it got, but the more of the assholes he got expelled. Basically, he repeated this crazy process of hyping up bullies until they hit the breaking point and did something to Jonno that got them expelled. The school had almost no assholes left after he'd been at the school for six weeks. Some teachers wanted him to leave, but he insisted that he stayed. By this stage Jonno had no sight in one eye and a damaged leg.
One of the bullies then tried to set fire to Jonno's house, but he was caught out. After the guy got expelled, Jonno returned the favour. The fire killed the kid's cat. This finally got Jonno expelled and he's moved to a school 50 miles away. On the day he left, he wrote a note and left it in the principal's office. The principal read it out at the school assembly:
"Why am I leaving?
Because they have to chase me.
I never did any wrong. I was simply the hero your school deserved, but you don't need me right now.
And they'll hunt me, but I can take it. I'm not a hero, I'm a guardian. A watchful protector. The Beta Hero."
I never heard from Jonno again.