>Walking with a group of four friends
>Dog passes us
>Friend pets it
>stop at traffic lights
>suddenly hear RAARARARARAGH
>old man is grabbing my ass pretending to be a dog or something
>then proceeds to hug me and say: "I got you good!"
>he walks off in the direction of a pub
>I just stand there
>contemplating what to do
TL;DR I got my ass groped by some drunk old guy.