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iFail
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Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 kids and kill 60?
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nyeeeh
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Why kidnap 150 kids and kill 60 when you could kidnap 200 and kill 110?
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oxYKellark
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oxYKellark
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(04/09/2013)
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HBO series Band of Brothers
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elatedmonkey
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(04/09/2013)
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Logic
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arrowinurbutt
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(04/09/2013)
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Because that requires more math...
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Mozzak
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(04/09/2013)
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I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND
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anon
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85a65b18
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(04/09/2013)
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half life 3 confirmed?
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zorororonoa
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(04/09/2013)
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No, Half Life 2, Episode of Fish confirmed
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hazmathank
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+13
(04/09/2013)
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Why take 150 children when you could take 75 aleve.
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digidawg
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(04/09/2013)
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salts
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#377
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salts
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(04/09/2013)
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why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
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thelordofbutthurt
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(04/09/2013)
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I laughed
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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Hah.
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#357
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mhden
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(04/09/2013)
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Why kidnap150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap (n+90) and kill n ?
Only educated people will get this .
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grapesforall
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(04/09/2013)
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you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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Which some of the stupidty of freshmen theese days some of them shouldnt have passed.
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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n isn't a number idiot
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leobreacker
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(04/09/2013)
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derangedberger
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(04/09/2013)
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I found the uneducated person!
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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derangedberger is uneducated in the ways of the internet
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Lightclaw
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(04/09/2013)
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Muppetz
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(04/09/2013)
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>"only educated people will get this"
...its just pre-algebra
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vetis
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(04/09/2013)
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This is Funnyjunk... Read the comment section more and you'll understand.
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bageljew
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(04/09/2013)
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you'd be surprised...
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KungFuZerO
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(04/09/2013)
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Thats the highest education he got
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mhden
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What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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anon
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Only educated people will get this.
Are you ******* kidding me? You learn this **** in ******* 8th grade, and if you don't get it you should kill yourself
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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Yourself kill should you it get don't you if and, grade 8th ******* in **** this learn you? Me kidding ******* you are
This get will people educated only
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vetis
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(04/09/2013)
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Oh my god, that is ******* clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
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pringlez
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(04/09/2013)
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What the ****, man.
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tittystargalactica
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(04/09/2013)
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Wtf is an education and where do I get one?
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baconbiscuits
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(04/09/2013)
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I get the math part of this, but the internet has raped my mind. Whereas n = a random integer; I looked at this and thought "****** plus 90 and kill ******. Seems legit."
Been laid off for months now (Which means extra internet time, woohoo) and while interviewing with other options it's almost a nightmare anymore because the entire time they are questioning me, in my head I think "What if I just shouted '******* at the top of my lungs right now? Would she continue the interview? How would I leave? I can't just walk out after screaming ******. I would have to drop my pants and do a zoidberg shuffle out of here while hissing like a pissed off snake. Maybe I could claim I have tourettes and forgot to put it on my application. What if she asks me a question and because I'm thinking about this, I accidentally reply with "******." Oh man I hope I don't say ******."
I'm not racist. I just struggle not to yell ****** at random times. I need help.
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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tbh n does not stand for a random number but for a random postive number
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iamkagji
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(04/09/2013)
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This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.
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thexiled
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(04/09/2013)
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It actually makes me sad that I understood that...****** math man
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fcrocker
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(04/09/2013)
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What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7
Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
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thexiled
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(04/09/2013)
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Wow, who **** on your face this morning?
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fcrocker
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(04/10/2013)
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Your mother, just after she wiped my spunk off of hers.
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shredheadxd
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(04/09/2013)
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You're sad because you're slightly intelligent?
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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knowing math doesn't make you more intelligent (especially not that simple math)
intelligence has nothing to do what you learned
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shredheadxd
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(04/09/2013)
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>implying that's what I implied?
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thexiled
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(04/09/2013)
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Sad wasn't the best word for me to use...I just hate algebra, especially sicne I am on spring break right now.
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Jenkinhimer
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(04/09/2013)
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#345
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arziben
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(04/09/2013)
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same as him v
please forgive us, Satan doesn't
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nickotak
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(04/09/2013)
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Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
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shimoshamman
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(04/09/2013)
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Numbers dont lie iFail.
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kiratheunholy
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(04/09/2013)
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People keep thumbing it back down to 666 too, for the glory of satan of course.
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kiratheunholy
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(04/09/2013)
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inb4666thumbs
#310
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mooderp
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(04/09/2013)
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Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
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anon
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808bfbd2
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(04/09/2013)
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HAIL SATAN
THE DARK OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL
HAIL HAIL HAIL
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anon
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ca70b37d
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(04/09/2013)
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exterminate all children on earth and only let 90 alive!
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klina
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(04/09/2013)
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Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
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Spectricity
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(04/09/2013)
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#231
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zredshift
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(04/09/2013)
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Why not kidnap 60 children past puberty, 30 boys, 30 girls, and force them to have unprotected intercourse with each other and each couple will give birth to 1 kid (all the extras will be culled), and there you go - 90 kids.
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rokkarokkaali
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(04/09/2013)
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I wanna be kidnapped.
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moevleboevle
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(04/09/2013)
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or kidnap 45 and clone them into 90?
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darths
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(04/09/2013)
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We shouldn't do that, cloning is wrong.
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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kidnap and clone them then kill the originals leaving the clones to go back to the parents and watch as they try to take care a the clone who isn't their real child.
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salts
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#418
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adeadaxe
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(04/09/2013)
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Because they're mutually exclusive.
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salts
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(04/09/2013)
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tell that to comment 181 down below
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adeadaxe
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(04/09/2013)
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Yea I saw that with all the upvotes. That happens on FJ sometimes. Idk why, but two comments that say the same thing get different votes, and when you point it out all of FJ gets pissed off at you like you're the one being retarded. Oh well.
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salts
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(04/09/2013)
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its getting to the point where im about to devise social experiments and run them on FJ ..just for lulz
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salts
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(04/09/2013)
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eh it happens ..im not mad ..in fact this phenomenon that we are wittnessing here is quite interesting that's why i haven't deleted the comment..also i put up the are you retarded post ..and it has thumbs..which goes to show that the people here don't even look at who's posting
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salts
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#110
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huskycreeper
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(04/09/2013)
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Oh god....the pain in my abdomen.
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theodordronen
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+63
(04/09/2013)
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You, my clever friend, are going places
probably jail..
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skyie
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+19
(04/09/2013)
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because counting is hard...
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dafuckisthisshit
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+7
(04/09/2013)
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we must go deeper
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doctoryou
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+104
(04/09/2013)
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Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
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rplix
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(04/09/2013)
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This is probably one of the funniest ones
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therealtjthemedic
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(04/09/2013)
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I don't really understand the whole jalepeno pussy thing
what's it supposed to sound like?
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jalepeno
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(04/10/2013)
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Well It's quite simple really..
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doctoryou
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the way most Americans at least pronounce is hal-a-peen-yo, making it sound like "all up in yo"
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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I pronounce it with the J, just cause **** you.
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capslockrage
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(04/09/2013)
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Not just Americans, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced.
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anon
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(04/09/2013)
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In its original spanish pronunciation it is pronounced /xala'peɲo/
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therealtjthemedic
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(04/09/2013)
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Oh, thanks doctorme.
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andreasl
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