>playing AOE3 with friend
> he destroys my village
> i escape with like 11 villagers and a medium army
> go up to the lake way up north
> where i have a dock
> couple fishing boats
> nothing fancy
> all that remains of my empire
> i build walls and towers
> small area around the dock
> max out my navy
> literally like every ship
> 13 i think
> put a villager on each one
> 1 villager each
> send every ship way offshore
> middle of lake
> cant be reached with troops
> only ships
> he eventually finds my dock
> kills everything there
> game not over
> is convinced witchcraft is keeping me alive
> then he researches spies
> oh **** you anon
> one. villager. in. each.
> means he HAS to totally annihilate it
> he has zero navy
> weve already been playing two hours
> and he has to piss
> so i quickl minimize
> play the sounds of waterfalls and geysers on a 10 hours loop on youtube
> he gets super mad
> has to piss even more
> uh oh so do i
> race of endurance
> everytime he builds a dock
> i blow up that mother ******
> at about 3 hours in the lake is formally named lake anon
> occasionally land a villager to build siege faciilities
> train suicide bombers
> from time to time blow up some of his civiliains
> he is super ******* mad but also laughing
> it is now over 4 hours
> i have been amphibious for officially most of the game
> anon is close to cracking
> i can tell
> has to piss SUPER bad
> takes computer with him
> all of my what
> (public bathroom)
> i dont even know how he did it
> anyway
> somehow
> one of the AIs
> comes back to life
> as in
> we killed him hours ago
> left like two people alive
> well he rebuilt
> i was too busy playing piss-off-anon to notice
> he was too busy trying to get a working ******* navy
> no one notices this happening
> but he is stronger than both of us
> ******.jpg
> he starts attacking friends village
> we agree to truce
> to fightt them off together
> i sail my ships to get in range of AI village
> and sink them
> every ******* one
> scuttled them all
> friend was like
> where did your navy go
> "i scuttled them"
> WHAT THE ****
> threatens to ragequit
> tell him that would mean an AI beat him
> for another hour i sit there, composing ballads
> and singing them
> about the bravery of my aquatic empire
> and its watery grave
> an hour later anon finally beats AI
> 6 hour game
> over
He will never play a water map again.