*Me, dressed up as a zombie, trick or treating, pretty good costume*
"BLKMPHWIEGJPOEIGJHEWG" Yelled me, running full speed at girl.
"I'm not afraid of you, mr.zombie." Said the little girl.
"Oh, you shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a zombie," said I, " You should be afraid of me because I'm a registered sex offender in three states. would you like to make it four?"
Little girl proceeds to run away, megusta.jpg.
Now a registered sex offender in four.