Another lonely weekend
Me, not too sociable, neglect to try and make plans
Get a random text from someone
Who could it be?
It's one of my buddies saying that they want me to go to the bar with them
Why the **** not?
He picks me up at around 7
Get to bar 15 mins later
We order a few drinks
Chatting up the bartender
She's a female btw
Having a great time talking to her
"I have some really strong stuff behind the bar
Want to try it?"
She brings a small vial with a clear liquid
The **** is this ****?
She adds a few drops to my drink
"Give it a shot"
Scared as **** but down it all
Head spinning and struggling to keep balance on stool
Buddy looks worried "Are you alright, bro?"
Bartender says she might've added too much
I try to stand but find it difficult
My buddy, who stopped drinking awhile ago decides he should drive me home now
Bartender slips her number into my pocket
Buddy drives me to my house
He helps me up the stairs to my room
Stumble and find it difficult AF
Almost at my bedroom
He says his gf needs him home in 10 mins and he needs to leave now
He, thinking I'm just a metre from my bedroom, leaves me
Move each foot slowly to my room
Finally at the door
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur