So there's a new rule in Heaven and only someone who has had a terrible last day on Earth is allowed in, others will be sent elsewhere and wait for an opening. St. Paul is standing at the gates when a man walks up, St. Paul asks "How was your last day my son?" and the man exclaimed "It was terrible! I suspected my wife of cheating on me so I came home early to our 25th floor apartment and checked around until I finally looked over the balcony to see a half naked man dangling by his fingertips over the edge so I start to pound on his hands until he let go. Once he finally did he fell and hit some bushes, though he didn't die, so I pushed our fridge over the balcony to kill him but the strain of it gave me a heart attack and killed me." St. Paul considers this for a second and rules it as a crime of passion so he is let in. Shortly after a second man comes up and St. Paul also asks him "How was your last day my son?" and the second man says to him "Oh Saint Paul, it was horrible! I was doing my aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I slipped and fell off, luckily I caught myself on the ledge below but then some nut job started hitting my hands then threw a fridge at me!" St. Paul laughed and sent the man into Heaven. After a while St. Paul thought he might actually start enjoying his job when a third man approached him and St. Paul once again asked "How was your last day my son?" the man looked around and said to him "So I was hiding, naked, in this guys fridge, right?...."
It's been a while since I've seen any really funny here so I thought I'd tell a joke, sorry if you've heard it before.