Why do Mexicans have small stearing wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them.
What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?
Why aren't there any Mexicans in hell?
they jumped the border.
How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?
Put everything on the top shelf.
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card.
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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