A black guy in a wheel chair enters a bar, the bar tender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"
The black guys replied "Oh yeah, why not?"
The Bartenders says "Because we are not in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities act and have no ramp for wheelchair access, nor do we have handicapped restroom stalls. I have a contractor coming next week to make those changes, so if you'll come back then, I'd be happy to buy you a drink for the inconvenience."
He came back the next week and has been a regular of the establishment since.