There was e men who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles
EVEN day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he
wes suntanned ell over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his
penis, which he left sticking out of the sand,
A bit later, two little old ladies cemo strolling along the beach, one using e cane to help her
get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to
move the penis around with her ,
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old Edy asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that, When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I
wes 30, I enjoyed it. When I wes 40, I asked for it, When I wes 50, I paid for it. When I wes
60, I prayed for it. When I wes 70, I forgot about it. Now that Fm 80, the damned things ere
growing wild, and I' m too old to squat."