Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night
Out, and had been decidedly overenthusiastic on
the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home
they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a
headstone or somet hing. The first woman had
nothing to wipe with she took off her panties,
used them and threw them away. Her friend
however was wearing an expensive underwear set
and didn' t want to ruin hers, but was lucky
enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself
with it. After finishing, they made their way
The next day the first woman' s husband phones
the her husband and said, "These damn girls
nights out have got to stop. My wife name home
last night wit haut her panties." "That' s not hing, "
said the her. "Mine name bank with a sympathy
card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that
said, 'Fram all of us at the Fire Station, Well
never forget you!