15 ways to piss people off
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol
Make beeping noises when a fat person backs up.
say random numbers while someone is counting.
Finding something that squeeks and squeek it for a long, long time.
Stare at someone until they look back at you, then look away. Repeat.
Put mustard in the shampoo bottle.
Answer the phone "Hello is John there?".
wait, what? i dont e'en..
Say hello to everyone who passes you.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask people what gender they are.
Bring phone books to the monks and sit on them to block peoples ‘view.
when somone is talking to you smile and nod though the entire .
personaly commonly used one;
if' you really want to annoy people say ‘what? after every sentence they say,
When they start ignoring you say you' re going to stop saying what. Then say 'Why?'
after every sentence they say!!
don' t forget to click thaat green thumb! please :)