A game warden was driving down the read when he came upon a young boy carrying a
wild turkey under his arm.
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did yea get that turkey?
The boy replied, 'What turkey?
The game warden said, That turkey youve carrying under year arm.‘
The boy looks down and said, ‘Well. leeked here, a turkey dene reedier under my arm!'
The game warden said, Tloa look, yea know turkey season is closed, whatever yea do
la that fuckey, I' m going to to yea.
It you break his leg, I' m genna break your leg. If yea break his wing, I' ll break your arm.
Whatever yea do to him, I' ll do to yea. So, what are yea genna do with him?
The lime boy said, " gauss I' ll Just kiss his ass and let him go!'
thambs for anywher hilarious joke