How to be a pokemon master step 1
Meet Ash Ketchum, a 10 year old boy
from Pallet town,
Ash has just completed
the fourth grade and
recieved his pokemon
You are now old enough to drop out of
school to become a Pokemon trainer.
What? You want to stay in school?
That' s ridicule's Reading and writing is
second to eternal glory! Now its time for
step number one...
First time trainers recieve a
pokemon from Professor Oak,
You have recieved
Pikachu, the least
masculine of all first time