MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY
ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY
TC) A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE' S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT
JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY
COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE
TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED ( WWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK-
HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SC) HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED
SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I' NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SC) BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I
JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SC) BAD; THIS CAUSED MY
HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME
DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TC) GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME- NOW MY EYES
ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TC) PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SC)
THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT
INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK- THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
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mam, date some nice pasta
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