In the beginning, Admin created Funnyjunk. It was geed. Funny pictures
hand picked from a single person, and uploaded to produce leis fer the
developing internet community. ychan was net yet established, and
therefor every little picture was unique in its ewn way, repetitive memes
were crowding the beautiful virgin website.
More and mere lels were being produced en Admins website as the
community spread. The Funnyjunk was updated pest videos, 'lash
games, and a bunch of other stuff peeple didn' t really use. t 'algud
Funnyjunk then get a make ever, and turned green from the tts' ness e
funny that severed the website. The admin then get an idea "LET THERE
BE A COMMENT SE[: TIDE AND SYSTEM" it was, yeu knew. l. lhh..
Fat Ben made poop?
Comment wheres plagued the website with spam, advertising, and
unfunny. Ananymous were everywhere, members cerld solemnly be picked
from the cread.
The ananymous cread began shrink as the members grew. It was
unimportant. Users are just as retarded.
Admin began to get fat from all the [thicken Mcnuggets and sticks of
butter he cerld afford with his newfound website revenue and said "LET
THEM THEIR [HRH CONTENT, PM GONNA BO WATCH HOUSE." it
wasn‘ t geed.
Users began upload their ewn pictures, usually of ever used memes and
demographic images. The green of funnyjunk began die as the lack of funny
began peer inte its programming and the page turned dark as ceil. A system
of thumbs began plague the website as people made palls and other ways to
get thumbs. Saft and hard mm popped em and hit the front page.
The users complained of the unfunny to the admin, whe was slew reply
since it teek him leng make it back to his computer from watching Hesse
while eating sticks of butter and chicken mcnuggets. "LET THEIR BE A HSIW
SE[: TIDE." he said. Not much changed otherwise.
As unfunny grew, discontent swanned among the users. Few users attempted
talk sense inte the uploaders, but the pewee of the green thumb
overwhelmed them too, they seen began to upload unfunny pictures in order
feed their addictied to the thumb, green like the lushness of phase 2
Users hailed the green thumb much, sence put pictures of the thumb en the
beatem of posts remind them what they' re weaking fer. The admin realised
hew thumbs effected his website revenue and a new idea came abaut. "LET
THEIR BE USER RAHI[ IISS." he bellowed, melted butter and chicken nugget
crumbs peering out of his maw.
Users began to became mere obsessed ever thumbs. They made
compilations" alse knern as "give me a thumb if yeu liked ene of these
pictures" and these compilations swarmed the website. New thumb whering
techniques were established, all there feed their addictied. New users
weild try fight the pewee of the green thumb, but they weild seen be
supressed by its "infinite pewee.
Committ makers began cemo inte the site, add a little originality the
front page. Seme laved these MS paint comics, others, well. Others shunned
their very name. Most of them gave inte the flaming, and were never seen
The Admins website revenue continued rise, but the rise was net high
enough feed his crewing appitite. "MORE TRAFFIC DR ELSE "fall' RE ALL
E% CTED AT THE END THIS MONTH" He snorted, butter peering out of his
every gland. The users were frightened. Seme did what he said, seme
resented it. Most faught back at the admin. He was then driven out, yelling
FUSE YOU, STUPID FATASS PISS. DEAL WITH HIS FUCKHEAD INSTEAD."
Thedesigner was then in charge. The userbase first liked this. But then he did
samething that Admin weild have never done. HE BANNED A USER DIME. The
userbase hated him, and .:: r: Here was bem. The userbase laved him. I
see a pattern.
Funnyjunk taday still has net recovered. Stupid things like Advice Dog memes
and Justin Ember hate pictures plague the website. The userbase is abviously
preteens ignoring the "1 S er older" check box. Self proclaimed RI savers aften
cemo out, ad try bring the funny back. No change is shewn.
The website is often buggy, and takes minutes to lead a new page. Website
maintenance is often in place try and revive the lush funny that ence 'illed
Where is funnyjunk geing, comrads? People cemo, peeple . Seme cemo and
right away. Seme try to , but always cence back. This website is lenger
a Funny website, but an addictied.
You cemo fer the fame, fer the thumb, fer the attention, net fer the laugh.
And yeu knew, in the end, when yeu reach yew level " divider of o, nobady
really gives a flying fuck.