How to annoy people in
public bathrooms
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Before you untll toilet paper, conspicuously my down your "Crossdressers Anonymous" newsletter on the
visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly wary time someoe metres the silence wt a bodily function noise.
Dmp a on the under the stall wall and sing "Born Free. "
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!''
Fill a balloon wt creamed oom. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and tet out a lengthy vomit impression
while you squeeze the balloon and splatter bream com at about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the
alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask wt Mountain Dew. Squirt it under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa/
Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl born a height of It it Sigh
relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ""
Play a drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure mobs like a maggot."
Say, "Omen Mr. Happy! Don' t fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Damn, tehnew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am i gonna do?"
Say, 'Damn, this water' s cold."
Say, "Hamm, the never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus, Reminds me of humus."
Say, "interesting... more floaters than sinkers. "
Say, Wow how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, i knew i shoutin' t have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stat! wail and ask your neighbor, "May t borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of
your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"
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