Random, curious thoughts that make no sense
Will an icebear melt if the temperature exceeds ...".. C?
If an Eskimo holds a housewarming, does he have to move again?
If I began to only eat paper, would I have to wipe myself after taking a dump?
If I milked a cow with Parkinson' s disease, would I get milkshake?
If a dwarf dies, do we have to set the flags on quartz?
If your friend is in treatment of osteoporosis, is it to say 'Break a leg'?
If a hooker is sick, does it help with a week in bed?
If I want to play water polo, do I need a seahorse?
If a smurf gets sunburned, will it turn purple?
If a vampire has seen a scary movie, will it have to sleep with the lights off?
If a pair of Siamese twins wank each other off, is it masturbation or incest?
If a bird and its child both have bulimia, will they ever stop eating?
Was Jesus' granddad also his godfather?
is it a bad idea to have sex with an incest victim, and afterwards say "Who' s your daddy?"