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CryptTheReaper
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(06/02/2010)
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Seriously guys, it's not funny. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell off a gaurd tower.
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Zimmy
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(06/03/2010)
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His name wouldn't happen to be Kyle would it?
Cause that where he could be hiding....
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prototype
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(06/03/2010)
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man im kinda jealous everyones got these stories about how their grandfathers died falling off the guard towers, and carrying prisoners and all that but mine died looking for Kyle.
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MrOctober
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(06/03/2010)
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Really? My grandfather died in WWII too, a guard fell on him from a guard tower.
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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woah. my grandfather died in WWII too.he broke his back dragging 2 dead guys to a ditch.
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Ripp
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(06/03/2010)
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Really? My grandfather died in WWII. He tripped over three dead guys.
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shadowfish
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(06/03/2010)
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What a coincidence! My grandfather was executed after being charged with the murder of three dead soldiers that he found.
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llantarynboy
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(06/03/2010)
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Really? My grandad got shot for looting the bodies of 4 dead officers!
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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Really? Mine died after finding 5 dead guys and reporting it to the authouraties.
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TheCloud
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(06/03/2010)
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Lol
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BBoyJingles
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(06/03/2010)
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really? well i went to boyscout camp.. and came back!
#663
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TheReich
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(06/03/2010)
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It's funny because I didn't really care.
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luidias
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(06/03/2010)
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or get the joke.
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TheReich
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(06/03/2010)
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You dont get my joke I guess. I understand the original joke.
#659
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Krade
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(06/03/2010)
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What a coincidence, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp. A soldier fell off a guard tower as he was walking by and landed on him.
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ImpediousBobular
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(06/03/2010)
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Really?
My grandfather had to drag two guys back and died doing that.
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CrazyMPthre
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(06/03/2010)
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my great grandfather saved people from the holocaust, and i find this horrable
#656
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ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010)
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Ahem...
Horrible. That will be all.
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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man, can't you take a joke? or are you being sarcastic?
#672
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MungDaal
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(06/03/2010)
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Being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean he can't take a joke, he's just correcting him...
#652
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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my great grandfather was a german man during world war II. he followed hitler.
there's no joke here. he died in 1998.
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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LOL
#639
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PedoLOLCAT
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(06/03/2010)
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Oh Hey, How'd Ya Fit 40 Jews in a Mini Cooper?
2 In the Back 2 In the front 40 Million in the Ash Tray
ZIING!
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CryptTheReaper
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(06/05/2010)
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2+2+40,000,000=40????????????
#634
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ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010)
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My sister's friend is a black, gay Jew. There's no joke here, I just thought you'd all like to know about the most unfortunate man in the world.
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swimmingprodigy
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(06/03/2010)
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being a black jew is the worst....they make u sit in the back of the oven T.T
#658
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smokincharlie
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(06/03/2010)
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damn, hitler would **** that **** up. Imagine if she/he was a gypsy too!
#649
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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no, it could be worse. he could be half-ginger.
#635
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CryptTheReaper
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(06/03/2010)
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tee-hee
pwned by god
#620
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Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010)
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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven...
#638
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Sick
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-6
(06/03/2010)
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looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
you got burned.
YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#631
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Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010)
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Lmao, best part is I'm getting thumbed down for that joke..IT WAS WORTH IT!!
#647
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gymboy
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(06/03/2010)
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I hope you burn in ******* hell for that joke you piece of ****
#702
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Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010)
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You're all being hypocrits, Each day On funnyjunk I see at least one cruel joke that gets a laugh that's just as tasteless as the one I put, Hell, I've even seen the one I put get a few thumbs when I had put it on other occasions, But no, You all need to act as if racist, halocaust, haiti jokes are all of a sudden now so bad, Compared to when you'd let those jokes make it to the front page of funnyjunk on many occasions. Such as the Hitler one going "I got a new microwave, It seats 500!" Made it to the top, The Haiti jokes from 4Chan made it to the front page, And even on a Holocaust pun page you try to act like it's all of a sudden wrong now. Just like the sou th park creators said "Either everything is open for joking, Or nothing is"
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gymboy
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(06/04/2010)
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because there is a ******* line, and some jokes cross it.
like yours
#657
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TheBen
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(06/03/2010)
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That guy who made the geard tower joke was making fun of the holocaust too but he got 160 thumbs up....yet this dude has 25 thumbs down? wtf?
#688
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gymboy
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(06/03/2010)
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because the guard tower one was funny, this was was cruel and unusual
#701
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TheBen
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(06/03/2010)
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Yeah I know. Its funny when germans die but not when jewish people do.
#705
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gymboy
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(06/04/2010)
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that's not even it
i laugh at some holocaust joke, but as i have said, there is a line
#630
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CryptTheReaper
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(06/03/2010)
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What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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Ohnoez
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(06/03/2010)
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My grandfather was killed dragging two dead bodies at a concentration camp.
#182
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lawlasaur
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(06/02/2010)
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Dude this kid in my math excursions class told me the SAME thing
#59
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anon
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(06/02/2010)
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Really? My great grandfather died in a concentration camp too. Someone fell on him... from on top of a guard tower.
#696
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Heimlick
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(06/03/2010)
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really, my great great grandfather died in a concentration camp
he was making concentrated apple juice when some faggot turned the canning conveyor speed up too high
#680
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inuyashu
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(06/03/2010)
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My grandfather got shot in a concentration camp also. He pushed a guard off his tower.
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goomdarr
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(06/03/2010)
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Really? My great great grandfather pushed his grandfather which fell out of a guard tower and hit your grandfather and then my great great grandfather slipped on a banana and fell out of the tower and died
#636
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The Butt pirate
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(06/03/2010)
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my grandfather died from exaustion when he had to carry 2 dead bodys from the bottom of a guard tower to the morgue
#617
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eddierattlehead
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(06/03/2010)
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i would tumb you up anon, but you have 69 thumbs, and im not about to ruin that.
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Spazm
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(06/03/2010)
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damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too . he tripped over two dead colleagues and landed awkwardly
#530
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anon
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(06/03/2010)
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My family has a similar story. My grandfather died of a heart attack while carrying three of his dead friends away to be buried. He was not a healthy man.
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EpicTie
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(06/03/2010)
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Wow thats creepy, my grand-father died of cancer... small world isnt it?
#169
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ClevelandBrownSr
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(06/02/2010)
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Well my great grandfather died when he was carrying two idiots into the furnance to get their bodies cremated, he tripped and fell in with them.
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Deadline
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(06/03/2010)
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Your grandad was black... How is that possible? Still thumbs for u
#74
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AwesomeBlossom
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(06/02/2010)
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well my grandfather once ran a summer camp where they educated people about ADHD and its effects...
it was called concentration camp.
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YuckFu
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(06/03/2010)
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My relative died in a concentration camp as well! He was an orange.
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EZBakeChampion
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(06/03/2010)
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best joke ive EVER heard...
#128
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xXxgothxlovexXx
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(06/02/2010)
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Cool story, bro.
#70
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absolutewilson
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+5
(06/02/2010)
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Love the reference XD
#65
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Cassanova
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(06/02/2010)
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Woah! My grandpa died from a freak gunshot....
apparently a guard fell on the owner of the gun causing it to go off - all three involved died....wait
oh ****....
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anon
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(06/02/2010)
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NO way!
My Uncle's dad died of pneumonia. Isn't that weird?
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CryptTheReaper
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(06/02/2010)
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What a twist!
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VanHalenGuy
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(06/02/2010)
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Not funny, you're right. IT'S ******* HILARIOUS. lol, I had to.
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swimmingprodigy
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(06/02/2010)
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damn nazi
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LOLIKNOW
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(06/03/2010)
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