damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too - #6678906 added by Spazm at who gets it ?

#52 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Seriously guys, it's not funny. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell off a gaurd tower.

#679 to #52 - Zimmy

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(06/03/2010) [-]

His name wouldn't happen to be Kyle would it?

Cause that where he could be hiding....

#676 to #52 - prototype **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

man im kinda jealous everyones got these stories about how their grandfathers died falling off the guard towers, and carrying prisoners and all that but mine died looking for Kyle.

#673 to #52 - MrOctober

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really? My grandfather died in WWII too, a guard fell on him from a guard tower.

#684 to #673 - anon id: f203e0b4

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(06/03/2010) [-]

woah. my grandfather died in WWII too.he broke his back dragging 2 dead guys to a ditch.

#686 to #684 - Ripp

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really? My grandfather died in WWII. He tripped over three dead guys.

#690 to #686 - shadowfish

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(06/03/2010) [-]

What a coincidence! My grandfather was executed after being charged with the murder of three dead soldiers that he found.

#689 to #686 - llantarynboy

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really? My grandad got shot for looting the bodies of 4 dead officers!

#692 to #689 - anon id: c73c80eb

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really? Mine died after finding 5 dead guys and reporting it to the authouraties.

#677 to #673 - TheCloud **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Lol

#668 to #52 - BBoyJingles **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

really? well i went to boyscout camp.. and came back!

#663 to #52 - TheReich

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(06/03/2010) [-]

It's funny because I didn't really care.

#669 to #663 - luidias

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(06/03/2010) [-]

or get the joke.

#671 to #669 - TheReich

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(06/03/2010) [-]

You dont get my joke I guess. I understand the original joke.

#659 to #52 - Krade

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(06/03/2010) [-]

What a coincidence, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp. A soldier fell off a guard tower as he was walking by and landed on him.

#687 to #659 - ImpediousBobular

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really?
My grandfather had to drag two guys back and died doing that.

#654 to #52 - CrazyMPthre

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(06/03/2010) [-]

my great grandfather saved people from the holocaust, and i find this horrable

#656 to #654 - ColeTheUber

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Ahem...

Horrible. That will be all.

#655 to #654 - anon id: 0d0e8d88

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(06/03/2010) [-]

man, can't you take a joke? or are you being sarcastic?

#672 to #655 - MungDaal

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean he can't take a joke, he's just correcting him...

#652 to #52 - anon id: 0d0e8d88

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(06/03/2010) [-]

my great grandfather was a german man during world war II. he followed hitler.
there's no joke here. he died in 1998.

#642 to #52 - anon id: 3fad2524

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(06/03/2010) [-]

LOL

#639 to #52 - PedoLOLCAT

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Oh Hey, How'd Ya Fit 40 Jews in a Mini Cooper?
2 In the Back 2 In the front 40 Million in the Ash Tray
ZIING!

#716 to #639 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**

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(06/05/2010) [-]

2+2+40,000,000=40????????????

#634 to #52 - ColeTheUber

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(06/03/2010) [-]

My sister's friend is a black, gay Jew. There's no joke here, I just thought you'd all like to know about the most unfortunate man in the world.

#700 to #634 - swimmingprodigy

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(06/03/2010) [-]

being a black jew is the worst....they make u sit in the back of the oven T.T

#658 to #634 - smokincharlie

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(06/03/2010) [-]

damn, hitler would **** that **** up. Imagine if she/he was a gypsy too!

#649 to #634 - anon id: 0d0e8d88

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(06/03/2010) [-]

no, it could be worse. he could be half-ginger.

#635 to #634 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

tee-hee
pwned by god

#620 to #52 - Alimosaka

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(06/03/2010) [-]

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven...

#638 to #620 - Sick

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(06/03/2010) [-]

looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
you got burned.

YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#631 to #620 - Alimosaka

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Lmao, best part is I'm getting thumbed down for that joke..IT WAS WORTH IT!!

#647 to #631 - gymboy

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(06/03/2010) [-]

I hope you burn in ******* hell for that joke you piece of ****

#702 to #647 - Alimosaka

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(06/03/2010) [-]

You're all being hypocrits, Each day On funnyjunk I see at least one cruel joke that gets a laugh that's just as tasteless as the one I put, Hell, I've even seen the one I put get a few thumbs when I had put it on other occasions, But no, You all need to act as if racist, halocaust, haiti jokes are all of a sudden now so bad, Compared to when you'd let those jokes make it to the front page of funnyjunk on many occasions. Such as the Hitler one going "I got a new microwave, It seats 500!" Made it to the top, The Haiti jokes from 4Chan made it to the front page, And even on a Holocaust pun page you try to act like it's all of a sudden wrong now. Just like the sou th park creators said "Either everything is open for joking, Or nothing is"

#704 to #702 - gymboy

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(06/04/2010) [-]

because there is a ******* line, and some jokes cross it.

like yours

#657 to #647 - TheBen

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(06/03/2010) [-]

That guy who made the geard tower joke was making fun of the holocaust too but he got 160 thumbs up....yet this dude has 25 thumbs down? wtf?

#688 to #657 - gymboy

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(06/03/2010) [-]

because the guard tower one was funny, this was was cruel and unusual

#701 to #688 - TheBen

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Yeah I know. Its funny when germans die but not when jewish people do.

#705 to #701 - gymboy

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(06/04/2010) [-]

that's not even it

i laugh at some holocaust joke, but as i have said, there is a line

#630 to #620 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

#616 to #52 - Ohnoez **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

My grandfather was killed dragging two dead bodies at a concentration camp.

#182 to #52 - lawlasaur

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Dude this kid in my math excursions class told me the SAME thing

#59 to #52 - anon id: 525d7d29

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Really? My great grandfather died in a concentration camp too. Someone fell on him... from on top of a guard tower.

#696 to #59 - Heimlick

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(06/03/2010) [-]

really, my great great grandfather died in a concentration camp

he was making concentrated apple juice when some faggot turned the canning conveyor speed up too high

#680 to #59 - inuyashu

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(06/03/2010) [-]

My grandfather got shot in a concentration camp also. He pushed a guard off his tower.

#670 to #59 - goomdarr

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Really? My great great grandfather pushed his grandfather which fell out of a guard tower and hit your grandfather and then my great great grandfather slipped on a banana and fell out of the tower and died

#636 to #59 - The Butt pirate

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(06/03/2010) [-]

my grandfather died from exaustion when he had to carry 2 dead bodys from the bottom of a guard tower to the morgue

#617 to #59 - eddierattlehead

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(06/03/2010) [-]

i would tumb you up anon, but you have 69 thumbs, and im not about to ruin that.

#403 to #59 - Spazm **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too . he tripped over two dead colleagues and landed awkwardly

#530 to #403 - anon id: 34e1125d

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(06/03/2010) [-]

My family has a similar story. My grandfather died of a heart attack while carrying three of his dead friends away to be buried. He was not a healthy man.

#633 to #530 - EpicTie

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Wow thats creepy, my grand-father died of cancer... small world isnt it?

#169 to #59 - ClevelandBrownSr

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Well my great grandfather died when he was carrying two idiots into the furnance to get their bodies cremated, he tripped and fell in with them.

#305 to #169 - Deadline

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(06/03/2010) [-]

Your grandad was black... How is that possible? Still thumbs for u

#74 to #59 - AwesomeBlossom **User deleted account**

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(06/02/2010) [-]

well my grandfather once ran a summer camp where they educated people about ADHD and its effects...

it was called concentration camp.

#694 to #74 - YuckFu

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(06/03/2010) [-]

My relative died in a concentration camp as well! He was an orange.

#664 to #74 - EZBakeChampion **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

best joke ive EVER heard...

#128 to #74 - xXxgothxlovexXx

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Cool story, bro.

#70 to #59 - absolutewilson

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Love the reference XD

#65 to #59 - Cassanova

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Woah! My grandpa died from a freak gunshot....

apparently a guard fell on the owner of the gun causing it to go off - all three involved died....wait

oh ****....

#76 to #65 - anon id: 35af8d7d

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(06/02/2010) [-]

NO way!
My Uncle's dad died of pneumonia. Isn't that weird?

#61 to #59 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**

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(06/02/2010) [-]

What a twist!

#57 to #52 - VanHalenGuy

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(06/02/2010) [-]

Not funny, you're right. IT'S ******* HILARIOUS. lol, I had to.

#55 to #52 - swimmingprodigy

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(06/02/2010) [-]

damn nazi

#697 to #55 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account**

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(06/03/2010) [-]

surprise post at the end of epic thread