PLEASE put this as your status if you know
someone (or are related to someone) who has
been eaten by penguins. Penguins are nearly
unstoppable, and when hungry, also breathe fire.
71 t, of people won' t copy this into their status
because they have already been eaten by
penguins, 28% are hiding in their showers with
fire extinguishers awaiting the coming
another 3% can' t do math,
and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-
post
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