American Or British English...
We have White People Problems, in America. That' s what we have.
White People Problems. You know what that is? That' s where
you' re life is amazing, so you just make shit up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems. Like - "Oh, shit,
They’ re cumin off all our heads, today!" Things like that.
Here, we make shit up to be upset about, Like -- "How come
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? It' s bullshit.
I shouldn' t have to do that. I' m American."