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Did I mention he was the mother of the horse?

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Fenrir the wolf Sleipnir the horse : a troii' ici" ii" i' -'pent
Loki. l/ Iii/ laterr: the actual hell.

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#2 - superhoody

Reply+137

(06/27/2013)[-]

I believe he gives birth to the wolf too, and when the wolf is killed they tie Loki up with the guts of his own son. Norse Mythology is crazy.

#3 to #2 - superhoody

Reply+172

(06/27/2013)[-]

Sorry, its a different wolf than Fenrir actually. But still one of his sons.

#4 to #3 - themasterdocter [OP]

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Alright, cause I was going to say that Fenrir kills Odin in Ragnarok.

#103 to #3 - newforomador

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Yea, Fenrir was seen as a danger to the gods and was eventually tied up with a cloth made by the dwarves that was harder then the best steel the Asgardians could make.

#292 to #103 - piedOL

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(06/28/2013)[-]

Norse mythology sounds ******* awesome. I know there are a lot of split stories to read, just like with Greek mythology, but would there happen to be any single, coherent text that legit covers Ragnarok and events related to it? That'd be a novel I could seriously get into.

#295 to #292 - newforomador

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(06/28/2013)[-]

I don't know about a book that would be in the perspective of a god during Ragnarok, but right here describes the events that go on pretty well This site is the best I've found so far for Norse Mythology(dot)

#318 to #3 - anon id: 476a8fbe

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

it IS fenrir

#242 to #3 - anon id: f9a5a3f3

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Yeah, according to Norse Mythology the world resides on a branch on a gigantic tree. Also, the ocean is made from a god that jacked off, filling large areas with his cum..

#7 to #3 - anon id: 1c40935f

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(06/27/2013)[-]

And then they get another serpent to sit above him and drip venom into his eyes for all eternity, or until he breaks free and begins Ragnarok

#92 to #7 - mistercookie

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Nah Ragnarok starts with 3 years of war and then the fimbulwinter.

#378 to #2 - anon id: df3fb5aa

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(06/28/2013)[-]

You are kinda right, but like superhoody said, it's not fenrir. The wolfguts that loki is tied up with, is one of his other sons that was transformed into a wolf together with his brother, and it was the brother that killed the wolf that he is tied up with. And now the other brother roams jörmungard, because of what he did. So yes, Norse Mythologi is crazy, but cool.

#285 to #2 - anon id: 26c8030f

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(06/28/2013)[-]

If I remember correctly, he also gave birth to the 8-legged horse. Odin was like "Omg dude that's so ******* awesome" so Loki's 8-legged horse baby became Odin's steed.

#216 to #2 - anon id: 8cc31a96

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(06/28/2013)[-]

Actually, before Loki got a thing for the crazy magic lady. He had two sons. Normal sons mind you. But eh, Loki went down with the crazy magic lady. After som Frost Giant on Crazy Magic God Woman action, the results were Fenrir, Sleipnir, Jormugand and Hel, the Half Frost Giant, Half God, who were bannished because she was the daughter of the crazy magic god woman. So she was cast into Niflhel.
As punishment for having several children with the magic crazy lady, his two sons were cursed. One of his sons was turned into a wolf, his other son was dismembered and after Loki himself was cast into Niflheim, his sons guts surrounded hit, then turned to iron, chaining Loki to the floor, until the time of Ragnarok.

#384 to #216 - anon id: df3fb5aa

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(06/28/2013)[-]

Both of his sons was turned into a wolf, and one of them dismembered the other one, when he had the wolflike mind, and now the survivor roams Jörmungard.

#217 to #216 - anon id: 8cc31a96

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

It's pretty metal.

#36 to #2 - syntheticdoll

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Okay, that's it, I'm converting to Norse religion (is there a word for it?) right now.

#205 to #36 - NinjaHermit

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Look up "neo-paganism". It's an actual thing. Some people legitimately have gone back to worshiping Odin and whatnot.

#46 to #36 - nidhugg

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Yea, it's called Norse mythology.

#48 to #46 - syntheticdoll

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Considering I couldn't figure out this myself... you may call me a retard now.

#56 to #48 - anon id: d3ae7125

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Or, in close circles of people mainly interested in the religion for Thor... It is Hammer Time

#47 to #46 - nidhugg

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Or Scandinavian mythology.

#35 - grandtheftkoala**User deleted account**

Reply+134

(06/27/2013)[-]

and of course, Katy Perry

#198 - acemcgunner

Reply+24

(06/28/2013)[-]

but,Why?,Loki...

#208 to #198 - flusteredmoose

Reply+113

(06/28/2013)[-]

Because he's quite the animal in the bedroom.

#236 to #208 - anon id: c89766d5

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

******* i cracked up so hard

#209 to #208 - acemcgunner

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

green thumb for ya.

#239 to #198 - sabcy

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(06/28/2013)[-]

he also had 38 human children, and was the mother to them all. Odin also got pregnant a lot. Thor did not.

#244 to #239 - acemcgunner

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(06/28/2013)[-]

#246 to #244 - sabcy

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(06/28/2013)[-]

loki and odin were ice giants, who represented natures fury and all things feminine, they didn't have a specific gender.

#249 to #246 - acemcgunner

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

you lie!!

#250 to #249 - sabcy

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(06/28/2013)[-]

not really. Ice giants only come in one form.

#265 to #250 - tehpwnz

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Odin was not a Jotun.

#306 to #265 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

HE WAS THE FIRST GOD, where do you think he came from, the ocean?

#309 to #306 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

ok now im confused. what does that have to do with him (not) being an ice giant? Loki is a Jotun. Odin is not.

#315 to #309 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Okay, I am unsure just what he is.

#319 to #315 - tehpwnz

Reply+1

(06/28/2013)[-]

he is an Asgardian, now you know

#321 to #319 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

according to the creation I heard, he is the son of a man who was born out of ice, who married an ice giantess.

#324 to #321 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

sorry, more speciffically odin is an Æsir

#323 to #321 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

he is the son of Bor

#328 to #323 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

and Bor is the son of Buri, who was the first god

#326 to #323 - sabcy

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(06/28/2013)[-]

and Bestla, who also bore two of the ice giants.

#329 to #326 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

yes, but odin is not an ice giant, he is an Æsir, i guess probably because god DNA overrides giant DNA or something

#332 to #329 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

It's still ******* confusing.

#333 to #332 - tehpwnz

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(06/28/2013)[-]

you cant think about it scientifically, the ancient Norse didn't understand genetics and **** lol

#335 to #333 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

either way odin got pregnant, that all.

#338 to #335 - tehpwnz

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

im not finding anything about that anywhere, have any links per chance?
also, if you want to better understand norse mythology, the Thor comics actually are for the most part pretty loyal to the mythos

#342 to #338 - sabcy

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

not related, quit busting my balls because I was wrong. www.themarysue.com/10-bits-of-norse-myth-you-probably-wont-see-in-thor/

#343 to #342 - tehpwnz

(06/28/2013)[-]

im not busting your balls im just trying to help a bro understand my favorite mythos

#227 to #198 - zafara

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(06/28/2013)[-]

Not sure why about the other 2, but the horse was unintentional. It was vital that Loki lure off a magic horse, and he thought he could run fast enough. He wasn't, and wound up horse raped.

#155 - deadmilk

Reply+63

(06/27/2013)[-]

Uncle Thor

#163 to #155 - crazyftw

Reply+31

(06/27/2013)[-]

looks like nicolas cage

#211 to #163 - witislimited

Reply+6

(06/28/2013)[-]

You don't say?

#391 to #155 - fullofgoodshitt

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(06/28/2013)[-]

fixed

#382 to #155 - FudgeCannon

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(06/28/2013)[-]

#322 to #155 - anon id: 7bc958f2

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

is it me...? or does that thor look like nicolas cage?

#290 to #155 - yotecity

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#254 to #155 - Rozzatron

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(06/28/2013)[-]

That Thor looks like Nic Cage

#13 - itrinx

Reply+38

(06/27/2013)[-]

Aw yiiiss Fenrir.

#44 to #13 - negitivzero

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(06/27/2013)[-]

I just started playing yesterday, like it a lot already

#152 to #44 - thesnarfalarker

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Me too. What's your name?

#184 to #152 - negitivzero

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(06/28/2013)[-]

negitivezero0, did you start because of the Achievement Hunter Lets Play?

#297 to #184 - thesnarfalarker

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(06/28/2013)[-]

Yeah, I saw the This Is and it looked pretty cool. I'm thesnarfalarker

#298 to #297 - negitivzero

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

i saw the this is but i didnt want to download it till after school let out so i didnt waist all my time on it, forgot about it till the lets play came out

#20 to #13 - ullapool

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(06/27/2013)[-]

He is my favorite god in Smite, I also have a cool ass wallpaper

#24 to #20 - itrinx

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

I recently discovered the joys of playing µArachne in the jungle. Man...

#34 to #24 - jazargo

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

I love my Arachne, its like the only god i play

#25 to #24 - ullapool

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Would you recommend her? Also on what game mode?

#27 to #25 - itrinx

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Actually she's viable in every game mode. Very low cd on her ultimate. A good slow area, offensive wards (put eggs around the map and spiders will hatch to attack nearby ennemies) And your first spell: you just jump on the head of an enemy and suck the **** out of his life, while he can't attack. And her passive deals additional damages as poison for every hit, scaling on your physical power.

#165 to #27 - savvasp

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(06/27/2013)[-]

"Viable in every game mode". I'd just like to correct you on this and say how she's 100% NOT viable in any mode that isn't conquest. And even there she falls of mid to late game.

The thing about Arachne is she's the best early game jungler in the game and has the highest early game damage in general. If you abuse that you get to counter jungle and set up good ganks. Her problem though lies in her scaling where she does petty damage late game and her only real ability (her silence) is really risky to use in teamfight situations.

Regardless, she's ton of fun to play and I'm hoping the addition of combat blink and dedicated jungler will make her semi-viable again.

#29 to #27 - ullapool

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Well, I might give her a shot. A good counter for her sucky sucky attack would be to either move to a tower, or into your teammates.

#30 to #29 - itrinx

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Yeah sure that's the point of playing her as a jungler when you can, also you can cancel the spell with a right click or hard control

#31 to #30 - ullapool

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Hard control?

#38 to #31 - itrinx

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Silence, Stun etc

#392 to #13 - butiloveu

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Long time not seen a Smite post here.

(enlarge and try to find the easter egg)

#414 to #392 - itrinx

Reply0

(06/29/2013)[-]

I saw the jesus rework.

#294 to #13 - anon id: 941e0662

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Smite = best ******* free to play game ever made

#280 to #13 - anon id: 941e0662

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Fukken love this game so much........ Just got it today and played for about 8 hours; I may have a serious problem soon. Also, fenrir is one of my favorites

#159 to #13 - mrbassman

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(06/27/2013)[-]

What exactly is this from? I have no clue and wish to know.

#161 to #159 - itrinx

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(06/27/2013)[-]

A game who's called Smite. Third person view MobA (Dota, Heroes of Newerth, League of legends...)

#162 to #161 - mrbassman

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Thanks! Going to go check it out now.

#160 to #159 - savvasp

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(06/27/2013)[-]

Smite

#143 to #13 - fastforward

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Loki > Fenrir

#148 to #143 - itrinx

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

Well try that build for me.

Warrior Tabi
Void Blade
Hydra's lament.
Jotunn's wrath.
Deathbringer.

It's a burst based build that allows you to one shot everything except pure tanks. You should give it a try.

#401 to #148 - fastforward

Reply0

(06/28/2013)[-]

Well, it has nothing to do with the build that I hate Fenrir. I just hate his playstyle

#413 to #401 - itrinx

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(06/29/2013)[-]

That's a build for Loki.

#32 to #13 - jazargo

Reply0

(06/27/2013)[-]

This was my exact reaction to this
Smite ftw