Two words.

#1 - iamtheblackgoat

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(06/15/2013) [-]

Make sure to grab a few on the way out

#11 - redclover

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(06/16/2013) [-]

You see this Walmart? You see what your low prices do?
These poor soft drinks have had their entire self-value lowered because of your prices.
Every 45 seconds, another soft drink commits suicide because it feels it isn't worth anything.
Stop the genocide, Walmart.

#77 to #11 - buttholee

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(06/16/2013) [-]

That'd make a great advertisement.

#46 to #11 - DemonBowx

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Shelf-life?

#18 - Pestilence

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(06/16/2013) [-]

This really isn't that bad.

That mess would take maybe two hours, tops, to clean up.

When you work in a stockroom, you start looking at things like this as "How much time can I milk out of this since I'm getting paid by the hour?"

#24 to #18 - urbemarmis

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(06/16/2013) [-]

ueah but then you have the possibility that youre gonna get fired anyway. although i guess you could get the last few hours in

#76 to #24 - anon id: 86ff9153

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Why would you get fired for doing your job by cleaning up stock?

#99 to #76 - urbemarmis

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(06/16/2013) [-]

well i assumed youre the one that made the mess. idk why people would thumb anyone up or down for that. there were no opinions being shared. it just shows how dumb they are...

#20 to #18 - anon id: 960bb1f6

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(06/16/2013) [-]

exactly what i thought.

Work is boring as hell at retail stores, so I'd see this as "Holy ****, something to do for 2 hours!"

#7 - felixfj

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#35 to #7 - redstag

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(06/16/2013) [-]

no no. stacked soda no here.

#32 - shkiminawainkey

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Thank god the mentos weren't next to the coke. The store would be gone!

#34 to #32 - redstag

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Nice except i see mostly normal coke not diet.

#36 to #34 - heretofuckshitup

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(06/16/2013) [-]

it works on all coke. diet coke just gets you wet though, normal coke would get you wet and sticky. but coke is coke.

#37 to #36 - redstag

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(06/16/2013) [-]

False. Source: expierence

#40 to #37 - heretofuckshitup

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(06/16/2013) [-]

well that's what my teacher said, but it wouldn't be the first time a teacher is wrong.
anyway it still works with coke. source:experience

#41 to #40 - redstag

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Ok on further inspection it works on all carbonated beverages just best with diet coke.

#39 to #37 - redstag

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(06/16/2013) [-]

and mythbusters

#70 to #32 - atheistzilla

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(06/16/2013) [-]

source of gif?

#6 - felixfj

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(06/16/2013) [-]

two words.

#30 to #6 - cshp

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Q-tip, urethra

#25 to #6 - anon id: 61a8edfd

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(06/16/2013) [-]

You're Fired.

#54 to #6 - anon id: db3ea96d

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Run Bitch

#66 to #6 - anon id: 91e9d202

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Safety third.

#26 to #6 - andrewjla

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(06/16/2013) [-]

holy ****

#64 to #6 - jonball

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(06/16/2013) [-]

structural failure?

#17 to #6 - remsaman

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#79 to #17 - fourthusername

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If you watch the man you can clearly see him run to safety

#81 to #79 - remsaman

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#44 - vincetacular

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I was looking for a bottle with my name on it sorry guys

#48 to #44 - cowmoose

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#60 - sircollinshaw **User deleted account**

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#2 - dafuckisthisshit

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(06/15/2013) [-]

how the hell does something like this even happen?

#3 to #2 - zukabazuka

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(06/15/2013) [-]

Earth Quake? If someone wrecked the entire place while people worked there it would be very hard.

#51 to #2 - anon id: 8e80242a

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(06/16/2013) [-]

Earthquake, pretty sure its New Zealand

#4 to #2 - usernameitisthen

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(06/15/2013) [-]

I think someone was trying to find their name.

#16 - LegendaryCazador

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(06/16/2013) [-]

He couldn't find one with his name on it