Funny Review of Hair Removal Cream
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A warning from across the prond..., July 3, 2012
By A. Channell
This review is from: Feet For Men Ha": Removal Gel Creme [Health and Beauty]
After having been told my danglers looked like an elderly I decided to take the plunge and buy
Veet for Men Hair Removal
Gel Creme
some ofthis as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out y, i, -t, ,".', "d
trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the 3 Star; my
missus' s birthday as a bit of a treat. 2 start mg
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some ofthe t start iad
characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them " as soft suffice types... oh my fellow sufferers how
wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a (IMO. 08
special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting
for something to happen. (
I didn' t have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by
an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two ust
people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn' t featured much in my life until that night but 3 used at new available
I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and from
what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I
tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through
the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was
not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked
the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. i. i, 1:.. -c. . . raf
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned 5 i.. ""'""
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn' t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped ':.. 's, L E try k
around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a . ' an "M" E"' -E"
bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a
handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the
trick as some of the gel had found it' s way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was
running it' s engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish
there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea ofthe depths I was willing to
sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no
veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half
chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry
ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Doom that feels good
understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn' t heard her come in it
caused an involution spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some
speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout famed against your leg at 11 at night in the
kitchen probably wasn' t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next
day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn' t improve my status... So to sum it up Vett removes
hair, dignity and self respect...:)
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