so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend
to meow and park and stuff
well how tucking weird 1. it he if animals could do that like they
didn' t know what it meant or how to speak phrases out they could pick
up on stuff we say and make the same noise
like youd just he watching he with your dog next to you and youd reach
over to pet him and
the thing youre looking for is a parrot
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imagine informs had legs
dad just said "there should he a netflix for hooks"
tive minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY"
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I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody
out instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone
or something and the other person could hear you and they
would just talk out loud hack to you.
i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn' t thinly it' s name
so i said 'sea pancake‘
manta ray is the wordt was looking .
there should he feelings hookers
like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour
and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them the
hacks and you never see each other again how perfect would that he
that' s a therapist
that' s the thing you just described
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some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them
ajust remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The
Fresh Prince of Denmark"
imagine if you could screenshot real life
that thing you' re talking about is a camera