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    User avatar#107 - UberAndrew
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    If you think the bottom of our ocean is terrifying, just image the oceans of other planets.
    The creatures at the bottom of our ocean are already mysterious, alien, and horrifying. And they've been evolving alongside us undisturbed for thousands of years.

    Now image the the same case, but millions of light years away. Where Cthulhu and Krakens pale in comparison to this nightmares.

    And no stop for a minute and think and realize that we're working on going to these planets.

    Image our far off descendants riding a boat on some alien world and colossal tentacles shoot out of waters while an eye lid the size of a city opens just underneath the water and they're quickly dragged or inhaled into the depths. This is an actual possibility.
    User avatar#215 to #107 - bannon
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    That may be true but what about the other side of it all.

    Our far off descendants may also be riding a boat on a lake when suddenly, they encounter a tropical marshmallow storm! We'll just never know
    User avatar#204 to #107 - Dairycow
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    just imagine a planet that is literally a giant ball of water, a ******* water planet, that would be so cool, i dont think it can be completely water though, the core would have to be some sort of iron or something.
    User avatar#206 to #204 - UberAndrew
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    It's not technically a planet, but there are giant pockets of water floating in space.
    I doubt anything could live in them, but who know? Space whales could actually exist.
    User avatar#199 to #107 - stefanolopcus
    Reply+1
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    why would you do that to me...
    #193 to #107 - kodo
    Reply+3
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    This is some good ****. If you have inspiration, you could write a book about this.
    Imagine..
    -Aliens
    -Space travel
    -Giant sea monsters

    I would read that so much.
    User avatar#185 to #107 - grantika
    Reply+1
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    wow holy **** I thought you died
    #154 to #107 - ninootendoo
    Reply+2
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    Don't know if you accidental'd imagination or
    Don't know if you accidental'd imagination or
    User avatar#158 to #154 - UberAndrew
    Reply+1
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    Wrote that half asleep, so please forgive the abundance of spelling errors.
    #159 to #158 - ninootendoo
    Reply+1
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    Ah, i see. Still a good theory though
    #155 to #154 - ninootendoo
    Reply+1
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    *imagine
    #148 to #107 - stratosrider
    Reply+3
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    ....If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go curl into a ball while my mind implodes just thinking about the possibilities.
    ....If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go curl into a ball while my mind implodes just thinking about the possibilities.
    #131 to #107 - hydromatic
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    I'm gonna go contemplate life.
    I'm gonna go contemplate life.
    User avatar#122 to #107 - thedutchs#404 on commentsRank#404
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    (05/03/2013)[-]
    But we don't know how to use wormholes so we can't travel millions of light years...
    User avatar#123 to #122 - UberAndrew
    Reply+5
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    That's why I said far off descendants.
    We don't know how to use them now, but give it some time. We'll be zipping across the universe in no time.
    User avatar#125 to #123 - thedutchs#404 on commentsRank#404
    Reply+5
    (05/03/2013)[-]
    It would be awesome
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