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When he was 2 years old, he fell em of a second story
window and fractured his skull
When he was chears old, he mistakenly drank beric acid.
When he was Betars old, he fell ever a small cliff and broke
When he was ll years old, he contracted measles and was
in a coma fer nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he
caught it in a carriage deer.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a
When he was 23 years old, he almost died hem the effects
of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the
clearly someone didn' t want that saxophone invented
timewar_ availing saxaphone haters
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SCIPII NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD
READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT