A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "T need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "may , but don' t go in that field over there.....",
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Wave the
authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means
Tam allowed to go wherever 1' wish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given)! Have I made myself clench...
do you understand?!!''
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. with every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"