I'm a ****ing goose!

Reply+232

(04/08/2013)[-]

Hold the ********** up right now. Geese are ******* pros at teamwork. Seriously, drop your **** and read this fact.

Geese fly in a v formation to reduce wind resistance, therefore conserving energy and making flying a lot of efficient. And the pimp ass goose ***** at the front of the V, since that hardworking ************ doesn't have a goose to fly in front of him and make his flight easier, switches out with the other geese periodically. All this teamwork up in this bitch.

BUT WAIT ************, THERE'S MORE.

When a goose gets popped by some bitch (translation: injured) and has to slow down and leave the formation due to its injuries, another goose will fly alongside it to keep it company, ensure it's survival, and guide them back to the group. I'm surprised there aren't more people having their houses destroyed by the giant drooping ballsack of the average goose, coursing through the skies, smashing infidels with the steel testicles they harbor.

TEAM ************* WORK.

I learned this at an anti-bullying presentation at my school that discussed the benefits of team work, and how goose help their ****** out. Have to say, impressed as ****.

#18 to #13 - covered

Reply+34

(04/09/2013)[-]

"Drop your **** and read this fact"
That actually made me read the rest, good job on you

#15 to #13 - wlflvr

Reply+34

(04/08/2013)[-]

What the HONK did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my HONK in the Navy HONK, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-HONK, and I have over 300 confirmed HONK. I am trained in HONK warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US HONK forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the HONK out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this HONK, mark my ******* HONK. You think you can get away with saying that HONK to me over the HONK? Think again, HONK. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HONK across the HONK and your HONK is being HONK right now so you better prepare for the storm, HONK. The HONK that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HONK. You’re ******* dead, HONK. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven HONK ways, and that’s just with my bare HONK. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed HONK, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States HONK Corps and I will use it to its full HONK to wipe your miserable HONK off the face of the continent, you little HONK. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” HONK was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* HONK. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the HONK, you goddamn idiot. I will HONK fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* HONK, kiddo.

#27 to #15 - guymandude

Reply+18

(04/09/2013)[-]

oh god

I didn't even read the word. I just heard a goose honking in the back of my head each time.

#34 to #13 - yourmomisaslut

Reply+17

(04/09/2013)[-]

they can use their teamwork for some ****** up ****

#32 to #13 - liamdurf

Reply+4

(04/09/2013)[-]

You geese still have nothing on ducks! The game of duck duck goose will never end!

#76 to #13 - toasthemost

Reply+2

(04/09/2013)[-]

#87 to #13 - alvaroxd

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

I got yo bro

#82 to #13 - anon id: 9aa30c42

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

My former princepal used to tell us that **** every week

#66 to #13 - darkbambi

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

i learned something new today

#42 to #13 - anon id: 2f9270f6

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

I'm HIV positive that every bird group flies like that.

#31 to #13 - anon id: bc2f5e37

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?

Its because there are more geese on that side.

#1 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

Reply+95

(04/08/2013)[-]

#4 to #1 - Cloudlessewe

Reply+1

(04/08/2013)[-]

I demand to know where that GIF is from.

#26 to #4 - frysandaburger

Reply+3

(04/09/2013)[-]

Aflac commercial.

#5 to #4 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

Reply+3

(04/08/2013)[-]

no idea

#6 to #5 - Cloudlessewe

Reply+2

(04/08/2013)[-]

Even in context it would make no sense.

#70 to #5 - tbagbandit

Reply+1

(04/09/2013)[-]

#19 to #4 - zalaman**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#8 to #4 - mookiez

Reply+1

(04/08/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHvLP6xCiAA

#47 to #1 - herptyderpies

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

from the gifs with songs video

#46 to #1 - ningyoaijin#391 on commentsRank#391

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip15VR_Kryw

I was listening to this when I saw the .gif. I lol'd.

#14 - KayRed

Reply+42

(04/08/2013)[-]

Ok, so if the plural of goose is "Geese", then I think the plural of moose should be "Meese".

#40 to #14 - hoodedmetal

Reply+3

(04/09/2013)[-]

Mooves, Moosen, Moosos, Moosies, Moosi, Canadian Hat Holders. Your choice

#73 to #40 - anon id: 57249dd7

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

You forgot meesen

#63 to #40 - anon id: 04face8e

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

Meesai

#51 to #14 - moosified

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

I accept this.

#43 to #14 - anon id: 2f9270f6

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

By that logic, the plural of bees should be bi.

#53 to #43 - telfyr

Reply+3

(04/09/2013)[-]

But bees already is plural...

#17 to #14 - covered

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

Yes

#90 to #14 - daentraya

Reply-1

(04/09/2013)[-]

Should the plural of mouse then be moose?

#35 - spangle

Reply+37

(04/09/2013)[-]

#48 to #35 - meepmerppicklederp

Reply+7

(04/09/2013)[-]

#30 - mariasaturnina

Reply+25

(04/09/2013)[-]

#97 to #30 - creusche**User deleted account**

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

Those were baby ducks, get your **** straight.

#28 - ivoryhammer

Reply+18

(04/09/2013)[-]

Geese are pretty mean to everything. **** geese

#41 to #28 - geese#326 on commentsRank#326

Reply+15

(04/09/2013)[-]

**** you too, and your couch

#45 to #41 - thekarmacharger

Reply+3

(04/09/2013)[-]

#33 to #28 - Keoul

Reply+11

(04/09/2013)[-]

Pigeons are the real assholes.

#56 to #33 - felixfj

Reply+2

(04/09/2013)[-]

#38 to #33 - captinchikin

Reply0

(04/09/2013)[-]

What the actual ****?

#37 to #28 - aerosol#334 on commentsRank#334

Reply+7

(04/09/2013)[-]

including each other

#29 to #28 - dtox

Reply+1

(04/09/2013)[-]

But....But geese are the most awesome birds ever!

Just look how adorable these goslings are!

#16 - tropicalbonerfish

Reply+17

(04/08/2013)[-]

#59 - Animefreake

Reply+16

(04/09/2013)[-]

Fun fact about geese.
They are bulletproof.
If you shoot the goose on its chest, its feathers and down repel the bullets.
If you want to kill the goose, you have to shoot it in its vulnerable spots, which is, its ass and its head ( A pretty small target).

tl;dr
Geese are evolving, to destroy us.

#64 to #59 - electrickwalrus

Reply+2

(04/09/2013)[-]

natural selection is getting the best of them