I broke my brothers arm while
pretending to be Scorpion from
Mortal Kombat. We couldn' t tell
my parents we were playing
l) Kombat because they
would think video games were a
bad influence and they' d take
them away.
So we told them we were acting
out a scene from The Bible,
hoping they' d take that away.
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