My Facebook Newsfeed Today
A man escapes from a prison where he' s been locked up for 15
years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in
bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict
gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom.
While he' s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He' s
probably spent a lot ertime in jail and hasn' t seen a woman in
years.
Haw how he kissed your neck. if he wants sex, don' t resist,
don' t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. Ifhe gets angry, he' ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. f
love you!"
She responds: “He wasn' t kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me that he' s gay, thinks you' re cute, and asked f
we had any Vaseline. Ilold him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. Hove you, too."
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