A professor at the University of Alabama was
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience: he
asks, "How ronny people here believe in ghosts.
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that' s a good start. Glut of those
who believe in thasts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
That' s really good. Tin really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
That' s fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question firther_ Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and
says, "Son, all the years I' been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost- Youve got to come up here and tell us
about your experience"
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it' s like to have sex with a
Bubba replied, "Shit, from way back there I
thought you said Goats."