The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the
husband said to the wife, 'Honey, I' m going to Hank' s
Tavern to have a beer, I' ll be right back‘.
Where are you going, Coach: tho?' asked the wife.
I' m going to the bar, Pretty Face, ' he answered. ‘I' m
going to have a beer,'
The wife said, ‘Tau want a beer, my Uve?' She opened
the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries:
Germany , Holland ' Japan India etc.
The husband didn' t know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, Wes, Lollipop-. But at
the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses-.
He didn' t get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, Wou want a Hosea glass, Puppy
Face?‘ She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so
frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Tes, Tootsie Roll,
but at the bar they have those horsed' that are
really delicious... I won' t be long. I' ll be right back. I
Tau want ' oeuvres, Boochie Pooh?‘ She opened the
oven and took out 4 dishes of different hearsed' oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little
But my sweet honey... At the bar..... You know there' s
swearing, dirty words and all that....'
You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN
SHIT. SIT SCURRD ASS , SHUT THE HELL
UP, DRINK TOUR FUCKIN' BEER IN TOUR STUPID
MUG, AND EAT THUR DUMB ASS HEIRS
D' CEBU' RES RIGHT HERE BECAUSE FUCKIN'
MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SCURRD ASS IS SOOR NOT
SHINE TO ANY DAMNED BAR. THAT SHIT IS DAER..
GOT IT, DUNE ASS?'
And they lived happily ever after,
Isn' t that a sweet story?
as Ml lit u , a little