How to annoy people in an elevator
50 Ways to Anne}; Peeple on an Elevator
I. When there' s only l other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shellder and then pretend that it wasn' t you.
2. Push the buttons El pretend they give you a Smile El go each tor
Asia if you can push the button tor the other people and push the wrong
Call the Psychic Hotline frem your cell phone and ask if they Knew what
floor you are en-
Drop and pen El wait until sameone gees to pick; it up and then scream
NUDE THAT' S MINE!"
Ash. "Did you feel that?"
Call out "Group Hug!" & then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shuttup,
all you, just shut UPI."
Whenever sameone steps in the elevator in a deep voice say. "GET
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