IF I WERE THE DEVIL...
If I were the Devil, I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can new be
forgiven fer every sin just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the peer.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from Caled and straight into Hell?