Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil
proceeded tty the bathwater anyway. I walk in tty find CINE pf the sergeants from the
recruiting table happily peeing away in a urinal. I entered a stall directly behind him. I sat an
the tallet, but I held it in. I then proceeded tty yell In a "We' got hastily enemy
artillery 500 meters Numb! They' re preparing tty fire on bur passant" And Then I let DUI a
lang, slow, descending whistle (to mimic the sound pf artillery shells pf course) And right
at the end pf the whistle, I let it rip. It was [HIE pf the nastiest, wettest farts We ever seeded.
A few rabbit pellets came out with velocity and made splashing sends not unlike
those sounds made by shells hitting water. I then yelled "Ohh God! I' m hit!" and released a
few residual gas pockets that came DUI sounding like popcorn and said "The ammo bunker
just blew!" The last thing I heard DUI teethe sergeant was him gagging an his own spit Hem
laughing so hard as he walked DUI anothe bathroom. MLIA
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