A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you' re
He out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard ‘Jesus is watching you.‘
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
Wes‘, the parrot confessed, then squawked, Imjust trying to warn you
that he' s watching you.‘
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? who in the world are you?‘
Noses,' replied the bird. Noses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of
people would name a bird Moses?'
The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler ,, laughs at Tid