years in the future
Tthere are time machines
timeline, Jesus never existed. neither did Christianity
eventually died off except fer seine select places in Israel.
Milne dude reads the Jewish prophesies and decides to go back in time and fuck with everyine-
uses the time machine and gees back to around 5 EC.
firings his pregnant girlfriend
Hells everyine she' s a virgin
the baby is born. he shoots a hare up into the sky
men think it' s a star, cemo to the barn where they landed.
puts the baby in the pigs feed because he deosn' t know any better.
baby turns about EU. he sends him back his time.
future techniques to make hammerlock like his son
Hfucks with people' s minds until he gets arrested.
cloning create anither of him. SC) he doesn' t die.
acorn's back and teleports into the cave.
Telleports into the mere with the disciples.
he' s done. says he' s going to be with Ged. just heads back his ewn time
that the world sucks with Christianity. tee much war and shit
Tories to go back and stop himself by killing the Jewish prophets.
t realize his time machine only has half pewee
gees the .
him mustache to fit in
Alives in the we after he can' t get back. and becomes a German artist.
rejected from art school
pissed, becomes a politician
the Nazi party
Reemember his goal to kill the Jews
Tories to kill them all and take ever the werld. but gets trapped
Aabout to be captured in a warehouse. gives up
em some teeth to threw them off the track
backto his ewn time en his fixed time machine.