The three days rule is insane)
Who even came up with that?
Seriously, he started it!
Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life.
It was perfect!
If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people
wouldn' t have even heard he" died.
They would be like:
Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably
be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!"
And they' d be all like, "Uhh, you look pretty
alive to me, dude..."
And then Jesus would have to explain how he was
resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude' d
be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..
And he' s not gonna come back on a
Everybody' s busy, doing chores,
workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard
He waited the perfect number of days,
Plus it' s SUNDAY, so everyone' s in church already,
and they' re all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD"
And then BAM! He bursts in the back door,
runnin' up the aisle, everyone' s totally psyched
And FYI, that' s when he invented the high five!
That' s why we wait three days to call a woman,
because that' s how long Jesus wants us to