Yen noly knew him fran the
internet, since he refuses tn
ever hang nut offline.
Buddy yen met en a read trip - ad
new yen seem tn an anither read
trip with him every year. Weeks
innr life disappear helene innr eyes.
if yen were in anither warld.
Always is crawling with fleas and
ether bugs, but usually it' s net
enaugh tn affect the great time
ynu' re having.
limes fram maney, really inan spurts.
Always pressuring yen tn My stuff hem
me crummy stern his family ewes.
When yehr ether friends spend a ht
time with him, they tend tn disappear.
gets mere flack than he
anally deserves, even thaugh ynu' re
pretty sure he' s a serial killer.
new Friend from
He moved tn knwn a few years
after Nintendo. His family has
fallen en hard times lately. Taugh
tn hang nut with. since all he
wants tit W is remember "the
gem til' days." Nowadays he just
shew: up at parties, stares at his
cell phone, and leaves.
Always asking fer yen tn pay fer
stuff. and the exchange rate fer
his century' s currency diesn' t
f) make any sense. He has a red ring
en his junk that he shewed yen
nace. Tau me didn' t speak fer
ainut weeks after that.
e, Keeps telling the same Mes
and stories year after year after
year. Yen still laugh, hut each
year a little less.
Nearly tells mas and stories that
slime innr ether friends came
u up with, noly werth and while
l emailing yen fer maney.
Eats really upset when yen dent
pest aient him en Faceknee.
Ynn' known him farmer. Really
l quirky. always trying tn reinvent
himself, hut still fun tn hang nut
with. Yen feel like he never really
grew up. but that' s nkay. yen have
ether friends fer when yen wanna
M "mature" stuff.
screw-( In mend
Always haste fix samething
whenever yen want tn tin anything.
Hard tn trust him after he let yhur
credit card get stelin a few years
age. At least he diesn' t make yen
pay fer anything.
f V (' loyal. friendly,
l and the internet leves him.